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Mr. Hankey's Christmas Classics - South Park

3 out of 5
(18 tracks - 36 mins)

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Truly tasteless, satirical, and over the top -- from the cover to the liner notes to the lyrics -- Mr.

Hankey's Christmas Classics collection features more of the usual rampant obnoxiousness associated with the TV show South Park.

Some of the traditional tracks are entertaining, including guidance counselor Mr.

Mackey's cover of "Carol of the Bells," Eric Cartman's impromptu version of "O Holy Night," and especially Chef's paternity dilemma in "What the Hell Child Is This?" The highlight of the disc is probably Kyle Broflofsky's hilarious "The Lonely Jew on Christmas" ("I'm a Jew, a lonely Jew/I can't be merry, 'cause I'm Hebrew"), and the like-minded "Dreidel, Dreidel, Dreidel" is inspired and funny.

At first glance, the most offensive track might be "O Tannenbaum," sung by a sobbing Hitler (who sounds more like Apu from The Simpsons), but "Christmas Time in Hell," sung by a festive Satan, has mercilessly mocking lyrics that spare no one (including JFK Jr., Princess Diana, and Gene Siskel).

"The Most Offensive Song Ever" features Kenny singing (and therefore muffling) the most shocking parts, but listeners will certainly get the point, and that's good enough for a Christmas album of this ilk.

Title/Composers Performer Listen Time Size Size
1
O Holy Night
Adolphe Adam, John Sullivan Dwight
South Park, Eric Cartman, Trey Parker, Marc Shaiman, Matt StonePlay01:564 MB0 MB
2
Dead, Dead, Dead
Trey Parker
South Park, The South Park Children's Choir, Trey Parker, Juan Schwartz, Marc Shaiman, Matt StonePlay02:115 MB0 MB
3
Carol of the Bells
Mykola Leontovych, Traditional, Peter J. Wilhousky
South Park, Mr. Mackey, Trey Parker, Marc Shaiman, Matt StonePlay00:562 MB0 MB
4
The Lonely Jew on Christmas
Trey Parker, Marc Shaiman
South Park, Kyle Broflofski, Trey Parker, Marc Shaiman, Matt StonePlay02:446 MB0 MB
5
I Saw Three Ships
William Sandys, Traditional
South Park, Shelly Marsh, Trey Parker, Marc Shaiman, Matt StonePlay01:002 MB0 MB
6
It Happened in Sun Valley
Mack Gordon, Harry Warren
South Park, Stan Marsh, Trey Parker, Marc Shaiman, Matt Stone, Wendy TestaburgerPlay02:195 MB0 MB
7
O Tannenbaum
Traditional
South Park, Adolf Hitler, Trey Parker, Marc Shaiman, Matt StonePlay01:102 MB0 MB
8
Christmas Time in Hell
Trey Parker, Marc Shaiman
South Park, Trey Parker, Satan, Marc Shaiman, Matt StonePlay02:135 MB0 MB
9
What the Hell Child Is This?
Traditional
South Park, Chef, Trey Parker, Marc Shaiman, Matt StonePlay04:2610 MB0 MB
10
Santa Claus Is on His Way
Trey Parker
South Park, Mr. Hankey, Trey Parker, Marc Shaiman, Matt StonePlay00:271 MB0 MB
11
Swiss Colony Beef Log
David Goodman, Trey Parker
South Park, Eric Cartman, Trey Parker, Marc Shaiman, Matt StonePlay02:145 MB0 MB
12
Hark! The Herald Angels Sing
Felix Mendelssohn, Traditional, Charles Wesley
South Park, The South Park Children's Choir, Trey Parker, Marc Shaiman, Matt StonePlay00:391 MB0 MB
13
Dreidel, Dreidel, Dreidel
Traditional
South Park, The Broflofskis, Eric Cartman, Stan Marsh, Trey Parker, Marc Shaiman, Matt StonePlay03:187 MB0 MB
14
The Most Offensive Song Ever
Trey Parker, Marc Shaiman
South Park, Mr. Hankey, Kenny McCormick, Trey Parker, Marc Shaiman, Matt StonePlay02:586 MB0 MB
15
We Three Kings
John Hopkins, John Henry Hopkins, Jr.
South Park, Mr. Ose, Trey Parker, Marc Shaiman, Matt StonePlay00:501 MB0 MB
16
Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas
Ralph Blane, Hugh Martin
South Park, Eric Cartman, Mr. Hankey, Kyle, Trey Parker, Marc Shaiman, Stan, Matt StonePlay02:295 MB0 MB
17
Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo
Early '50s recording by Cowboy TimmyPlay02:145 MB0 MB
18
Merry F**king Christmas
Mr. Garrison, The 3rd Grade TeacherPlay02:014 MB0 MB
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Artist Job
1
Adolphe Adam
Composer
2
Joe Atlas
Photography
3
Frank Bennett
Orchestration
4
Mary Kay Bergman
Voices
5
Ralph Blane
Composer
6
Kyle Broflofski
Primary Artist
7
The Broflofskis
Primary Artist
8
Eric Cartman
Primary Artist
9
Chef
Primary Artist
10
Harvey R. Cohen
Orchestration
11
Dave DePalo
MIDI
12
John Sullivan Dwight
Composer
13
David Goodman
Composer
14
Mack Gordon
Composer
15
Isaac Hayes
Voices
16
Dan Higgins
Saxophone
17
Adolf Hitler
Primary Artist
18
John Hopkins
Composer
19
John Henry Hopkins, Jr.
Composer
20
Bruce Howell
Guitar, Producer
21
Kyle
Primary Artist
22
Mykola Leontovych
Composer
23
Shelly Marsh
Primary Artist
24
Stan Marsh
Primary Artist
25
Hugh Martin
Composer
26
Kenny McCormick
Primary Artist
27
Felix Mendelssohn
Composer
28
David Mitson
Mastering
29
Monster X
Design
30
Mr. Garrison
Primary Artist
31
Mr. Hankey
Primary Artist
32
Mr. Mackey
Primary Artist
33
Mr. Ose
Primary Artist
34
Trey Parker
Composer, Executive Producer, Primary Artist, Producer
35
John "J.R." Robinson
Drums
36
Rick Rubin
Executive Producer
37
William Sandys
Composer
38
Satan
Primary Artist
39
Juan Schwartz
Primary Artist
40
Marc Shaiman
Adaptation, Arranger, Composer, Orchestration, Primary Artist, Producer
41
South Park
Primary Artist
42
The South Park Children's Choir
Primary Artist
43
Stan
Primary Artist
44
Matt Stone
Executive Producer, Primary Artist, Producer
45
Neil Stubenhaus
Bass
46
Shari Sutcliffe
Coordination
47
Wendy Testaburger
Primary Artist
48
Cowboy Timmy
Primary Artist
49
Traditional
Composer
50
Nick Vidar
Engineer
51
Harry Warren
Composer
52
Mervyn Warren
Orchestration
53
Charles Wesley
Composer
54
Peter J. Wilhousky
Composer

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